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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2006|04:36 am]
so i was at brenda c's party tonight and at one point in the evening i was talking to this kid (funny story, i ran into him earlier outside of seven eleven and he was totally digging my bike and he was like yehhh so where are you going and i said, oh my friends party on addison and somehow him and his gang made their way there with no further directions)
anyways... so i'm talking to this guy...
and i say something smirk like, 'oh so you're one of those oakland kids that rides their bike' and his response was 'no i'm not one of those. i'm not into sterotyping.' and that's the thing... why the fuck not?! it's so conveniently easy to stereotype. why should it be negative? and i responded with, 'well, what about stereotypes turn you off? is it perhaps because it's pretty disturbing how true they really are. or maybe perhaps it's because stereotypes make you less unique than you think you are. well, then all you have to do is accept the fact that you're human just like everyone else and perhaps perhaps you are exactly just like everyone else--just someone who wants to do things and live life. so tell me, would i be stereotyping you if i were to say, ok well you're human just like everyone else. no, i guess that would just be a matter of fact. regardless, there's nothing wrong with stereotypes, they don't define who you are, they just sort of define the way you live your life, and if there's nothing unique about your way life it doesn't mean there's nothing unique about you. (sorry double negative, i'm drunk i hope this makes sense).
and he said he was thinking too much, and it didnt make sense.
but if you ask me what doesn't make sense, i'd probaly respond with, negative connotations--that's what doesn't make sense.
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2006|12:15 pm]
Someone posted this on myspace, and i liked it so i'm saving it.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out.
Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e, don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a little bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and goes to hang with her own friends!
Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.
Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that it was just one man.
Girls fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, doesn't always love you back -- and move on, without bitterness.
Girls will read this and get an attitude. Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women.
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2006|07:15 pm]
[mood |ecstaticecstatic]

at 10:40 pm tonight it will be exactly 10 days till I arrive in London!

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"who lives in a place like this?" [May. 10th, 2006|03:27 am]
check out this art instalation that me and a couple of my housemates put together after a ragging dance party that woke me up at 2 in the morning.

here are some close up shotsCollapse )
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school pranks [May. 10th, 2006|01:30 am]
so my awesome wife christy and i and a bunch of other kids did the most incredible thing today.

there's an elevator that runs through dwinelle hall and stops on the stage of 155 (the huge lecture hall). and there's a door, and you open it, and bam you are on stage.

so we got a boombox and a sweet posse and blasted fannypack-cameltoe, and got in the elevator, and popped out on the stage of anthro 3 and did a little dance for the class and popped back into the elevator.

we ran into liza, vince, sam, etc outside of wheeler and tried to get them to join in but they declined and just said they'd just watch. so they went in and sat in the back of the class and started hooting and clapping and cheering. and then the whole class started clapping.. and the professor pulled to the side and we had our whole 35 seconds of fame.

ok, so i think this should be in an instated last day of school prank forever.

oh yeh,

here's me and the wife celebrating back home later that afternoon:

edit: christy and i also have a new boyfriend. this kid jason saw us and he came up and was like, 'what's going on!? you guys are awwwwesome~!' and we told him and he was totally ecstatic. and he's a total dork. and he joined in on the prank. and we got his number. and the best part is, wait for it, he's 19. hahaha.
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2006|01:12 pm]
so fre got out of jail wednesday nite. a day before his mom's birthday. cloyne is totally ecstatic. and now he is officially out of business.

also, i got the largest single in cloyne for next fall. C2P(arisa!) it's like 2 rooms connected. all mine. sure, it's a shithole... but it's home...

also, my whole body aches after dancing for like 4 hours straight at the mylo show on wednesday. it was amazing, let me tell you. i have never danced so hard in my life. i kept putting handfuls of icecubes in my shirt, and thinking, wow im so hot and sweaty i cant even feel it. so i kept putting more in.
all this added up is probably why my throat is a bit scratchy. and jesus christ my body aches. ive been waking up the past 2 days feeling like i was beaten up with a bat. good thing tylenol makes me hella nauseous.

also, i'm FLYING TO LONDON IN 22 DAYS!!!! wahhhsuuhhh im so excited :D
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2006|09:43 am]
i just had bad sex you guys. twice.

fuck im an idiot, i just realized i gave him my real number.

edit: so after getting him to leave by saying my parents are coming over.. kim and i went to thai temple for brunch and i see him there... he waved and i waved back and uhh i didnt know what to do. so i waved and smiled and walked away. maybe that means he wont call now.
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christine is a fucking lying sack of shit [Apr. 29th, 2006|04:08 pm]
Last nite, i allowed my friends christine and mike to use my room to fuck, basically. They invited themselves upstairs and said, hey can way stay? and i said, uhhhh okay stay on the couch, touch my bed and I WILL KILL YOU. i don't give a fuck if you fuck on the couch just STAY OFF MY BED!!! i said it like 30 zillion times, and how did they respond? okay okay we promise, chill. and im like okay theres condoms in the green box have a blast, just remember DONT GO ON MY BED.

I come back an hour or so later to get more booze, and i knock on the door and i wait around for like 5 minutes, while they hastily try to finish up. and im like fuck this its my room stop!!! you guys have had over an hour. and i come in and my bed is totally dissheveled. and i fucking blew up! i told them to get the fuck out. and christine apologized. so i had to change my sheets at like 5 in the morning drunk and hungover. and she called and left 2 messages. i txted her and told her she royally fucked up and that if a dick can come between me trusting her, then fuck her. and she left me a message saying "im sorry how do i gain your trust back ill wash your sheets."
it's not about fucking sheets.
also, they fucking threw the used condom on my deck and left the condom wrapper on my desk.

alcohol is not an excuse to be a shithead. youre not drunk enough to fuck but youre drunk enough to be a complete piece shit to one of your good friends.
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Europa Europa! [Apr. 28th, 2006|11:22 am]
i'm leaving may 31st for london... my friend Eric suggestested I stay at this hostel in london called The Generator. Apparently, it's a lot like cloyne--24 hr party + a shithole. So i'm probably gonna love it. There's another Generator in Berlin, but that ones full. It really sucks we're not gonna be able to stay in Berlin for too long because it's way expensive (due to the World Cup) and all the shithole hostels are all full.
i'm gonna try and scrape some more money out of my parents... maybe make them feel guilty that i didnt get to study abroad and "all my friends did"...
i have to spend the first week in the UK on my own, Zoe has her art show until june 7th... and I have to fly out by May 31st before ticket prices double. So i figure she's not going to want to do all the uk touristy shit, so i'm just gonna do it on my own.. i tried contacting hannah a couple days ago to see if i could meet up with her in leeds.. and eric says i can stay with him in birmingham (but he also says theres nothing to do there). so we'll see...
i planned a rough germany itinerary yesterday: I figure we'd go from netherlands to cologne, hamburg, berlin, dresden, and then munich.. (and then down to czech, switz, italy). i've planned out museum passes etc, but i still need to go through nightlife attractions and palaces and castles etc.
oh, i also found out that aldyn is studying in siena all summer. and then jimmy said we could stay with him at his parent's cottage in amsterdam, and he's got friends all over europe that we could stay with. which means less hostels + more money. but i figure the first week will be the most expensive, specially in london. and apparently jimmy's dad can get a yr long eurorail pass for $500... and i have no idea where's he's getting that from. the cheapest i found was like $840 or something like that for a 2 month student pass.
i'm going to sta to book a flight.. so i can start booking everything else.
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2006|10:11 pm]
so i was sitting in class today, taking notes, pulling out my cellphone every 10 minutes to check the time, and then i realized... isn't it easy how we just summarized all of WWII in 2 and a half hours.
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